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Link to Kent Veterans Cup fixtures and results

Captain : Martin Pinder
2008
JAN 5          
  12          
  19          
  26 Anchorians KC A 1:30    
FEB 3          
  10          
  17          
  24          
MAR 2

 

        
  9          
  16          
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  30          
APR 6          
  13          
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  27          

Action from the Vets game against Canterbury on 15th February 2004.

Player Profiles

Martin Futter Name :
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Summary :		 Martin Futter
Futz.
Goalkeeper.
Taught me at school so getting on a bit.
Parsimonious ‘keeper that has been known to play out-field. Was persuaded to revert to goalie when team-mates saw his legs.		 Paul Brivio Name :
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Summary :		 Paul Brivio
Briv.
Defender.
Classified under official secrets act. Agent Briv is a master of disguise. His real life persona as secret double agent for CI5 (left) is instantly transformed into Norman Wisdom on the pitch (see photo 2 above).
Clive Whittington Name :
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Summary :		 Clive Whittington
Dick.
Defender.
Ice.
The cool man of defence. Clive has X-ray vision and can always be relied upon to stop the ball even when his view is obstructed by his pot belly.		 Kevin Goulden Name :
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Summary :		 Kevin Goulden
Kung Fu.
Defender (Black Belt, 3rd Dan).
Young, free and single.
The most effective defender in hockey history. Attackers are too scared to beat him due to his uncanny resemblance to David Carradine.
Colin Martin Name :
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Summary :		 Clive Martin
Cave Man.
Midfield.
Pre-historic .
Clive the cave-dweller has been a feature of OW sides since time immemorial and has consistently performed with club in hand sporting his trademark shaggy grey beard.		 Ian Harper Name :
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Summary :		 Ian Harper
Harps, Psycho.
Midfield.
Mid-life crisis.
Midfield terrier that takes no prisoners. Scares his own team mates as much as the opposition and gives small children nightmares.
Ian Pentecost Name :
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Summary :		 Ian Pentecost
Ed, God, Peter Pan.
Midfield.
Doesn't.
Tireless runner with suspect right knee. A marvel of medical science , Ed can be struck anywhere on the body but ensuing pain only manifests itself in his right knee.		 Martin Pinder Name :
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Summary :		 Martin Pinder
 Pindu.
Midfield.
Slow motion.
 This master of the stick and ball is poetry in motion (slow motion). Rumoured to apply glue to his stick before each game and vaseline to his nipples after.
Dave Routledge Name :
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Summary :		 Dave Routledge
 Davey Boy.
Defender, Midfield, Forward.
 Belies it.
A one man team with plenty of big issues. Dave has been known to tackle his own players and proceed to dribble around all 21 others (plus umpires) before finding the goal.		 Peter Heyes Name :
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Summary :		 Peter Heyes
 Kamikaze Pete, Man’s best friend.
Forward.
 Puppy.
Pete’s dedication and loyalty ensures he will eagerly fetch anything thrown his way (stick or ball) with wagging tail. A Pete is for life and not just for Christmas.
John Crittenden Name :
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Summary :		 John Crittenden
Crit, JC.
Forward.
 ”I’m nearly 40 you know!”
Goal–a-game Crit honed his predatory skills hunting Moose in the night spots of Gillingham in his younger years (very successfully it must be said).		 Peter Wright Name :
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Summary :		 Peter Wright
 Wrighty.
Forward.
‘B’ reg.
Prolific goal moocher is to goalkeepers' pads what dogs are to lamp posts. Evades the scrap-heap by continually passing his MOT first time.
Geoff Lee Name :
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Summary :		 Geoff Lee
 Donkey Dad, Mr. Lee.
Defender.
30 (Aged early due to wayward son).
A stalwart of the Club and the community. Often overheard at the bar muttering “What did I do to deserve a son like that?” into his beer glass.
 		 Peter Hirons Name :
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Summary :		 Peter Hirons
 Pete.
Defendus Extinctus.
They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
Former linchpin of cup winning 1st XI, currently on sabbatical. Comes out of self imposed hermit existence once a year for Vets games before realising just what he’s not missing.
Peter King Name :
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Summary :		 Peter King
 The Flying Winger.
Winger extraordinaire.
Retired.
One of the Club members that has almost become part of the fixtures and fittings. A tireless worker behind the scenes who until recently, when he took a shot full in the plums, was also known to volunteer his services as umpire.		 Name :
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Summary :		 Trevor Jordan
Golden Virginia.
Prone.
Pre-dates ready rolled tabs.
Roll-up, roll-up, it’s the Trevor Jordan show. Cool and composed on the pitch, this defender even found time to roll a fag between successive waves of opposition attacks. A gent of the old school, and abscondee from a 1950’s Pinewood Studios film set, he has helped in the transition of many a school boy into Club hockey.
Terry Doust?

Leslie Nielsen?

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Summary :		 Terence Doust
Leslie Nielsen
Usually propping something up.
Lost count, memory is failing him.
On the pitch, Terry proved he was no "Mr. Magoo" but examine his goal-scoring record and he is more "Naked Gun" than "Lethal Weapon". The ability to "Spy Hard" team-mates in open positions produced great distribution of the ball and he would strut his stuff in the bar after the game like a "Soul Man". Some would say his sense of humour should see him answering to a "Police Squad" but his fellow "Men With Brooms" are of the opinion that his jokes deserve a one way ticket on an"Airplane"		 Name :
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Summary :		 Brian Webster
Slaps, Le Slap, Il Slap, Nous Slapons.
Umpire.
Don't even go there.
Having given years of service to the club, latterly as umpire for the ladies team, continuous ribbing concerning his follicly challenged pate has driven Brian to foreign shores to seek deliverance from his juvenile tormentors. Don't let les batardes pull the rug from under from under your feet Brian because you're a toupee act to follow.
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Summary :		 Murray Evans
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Summary :		 Dave Gurney