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Captain : Andy Wallace

2007

DATE

Opposition

Venue

Result
SEP 8

Sutton Valence 2

 F H 3:00    
  15

Trials Day

 F H 2:30    
  22

Ashford 2

 F H 1:30    
  29

Sevenoaks 3

 L A L 0-2
OCT 6

Maidstone 2

 L H 1:30 L 1-3
13

Ashford 2

 L A L 2-3
  20

Gore Court 2

 L H 1:30 W 4-3
  27

Old Bordenians 2

 L A L 1-3
NOV 3

Burnt Ash 2

 L H 1:30 L 1-2
  10

Worthing 2

 L A W 2-1
  17

Canterbury 4A

 L H 1:30 L 1-5
  24

Eastbourne 2

 L A L 0-8
DEC 1

Blackheath 2

 L H 1:30 W 2-1
  8

Folkestone 2

 L H 1:30 W 1-0
15

2008
JAN 5

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 - - - -
  12

Sevenoaks 3

 L H 1:30 L 1-3
  19

Maidstone 2

 L A D 1-1
  26

Ashford 2

 L H 1:30 D 2-2
FEB 2

Gore Court 2

 L A L 2-4
  9

Old Bordenians 2

 L H 1:30 L 1-2
  16

Burnt Ash 2

 L A W 2-1
  23

Worthing 2

 L H 1:30 W 2-1
MAR 1

Canterbury 4A

 L A L 0-3
8

Eastbourne 2

 L H 1:30 W 2-0
  15

Blackheath 2

 L A L 1-3
  22 - - - - -
  29

Folkestone 2

 L A W 5-3
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2nd XI Christmas Curry Night Out .

Even the stars turn out for 2nd XI do's. First Timothy Spall,

then Jimmy Nail showed up in his crocodile shoes.

DB led prayers,

with everyone else respectfully joining in

before DB got carried away and passed around the collection.

Captain Wallace once again walked the worst dressed competition

Loaf appeared to have a gas problem

Henry, as we all know, has a drink problem

and then there's Sam

and the trolley dolly.

A good time was generally had by all,

until somebody put Deano's nose out of joint,

but spirits were revived when the takeaway pizza arrived

and Stuart demonstrated just how much his broken finger had healed.

The ringer showed what a great dribbler he is,

Rooney came out,

PC Cyril demonstrated drunk & disorientated,

DB showed us the disadvantages of walking on your knuckles,

.......all nicely rounded off with a big fat lah-di -dah.

 

2nd XI 29-10-05

29-10-05 v M'stone

29-10-05 v M'stone

29-10-05 v M'stone

29-10-05 v M'stone

29-10-05 v M'stone

29-10-05 v M'stone

2nd XI 22-10-05

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

22-10-05 v Gore Ct

Player Profiles

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Speciality:

Tony Harrold

Goalkeeper.

Andy Wallace

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Speciality:		 Andy Wallace
Wallo, Arse-ache, The Gaffer.
Defender.
"My name is Gluteus Maximus Excrutiatus, commander of the 2nd legion, defender of the D, servant of the true emperor, Loaf."
Demon tackler that feigns a persistent buttock injury to avoid doing any running.  Has yet to provide a satisfactory explanation of how buttock tissue was weakened in the first place.
OWHC slimmer of the year (following his trip to India).
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Speciality:		 Matt Lockwood
Loaf, The Crab, Pimp.
Defender.
"Well, was I better than Nick then?"
Like a cross between a space invader and a crab, Loaf patrols the 25 yard line waiting to zap enemy insurgents. Recently completed a world tour with some unconventional items on his shopping list.
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Speciality:		 Sam Gracey
Samuel, The Enigma, Psycho
Defender
“I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.”
The Enigma is a mystery to most. Despite usually looking like he’s utterly pissed off with everything and everyone, Sam is really a ray of sunshine. Technically getting better and better, he’s even reducing his use of an umpire-exciting reverse-stick tackle. No wimping-out for Sam though, he’s happy to go toe-to-toe with any opponent when the going gets tough. Soon-to-be-top attaching right back.
Bleeding.

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Ian Harper

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Speciality:		 Ian Harper
Harps, Psycho.
Midfield.
"Dan, Dan , get back... I need a pivot!!"
Mild mannered bank manager by week, put a hockey stick into this man's hand and you are left wondering why you bank with him.
Magically extends overdrafts.
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Speciality:		 Dan Terrell
Cyril, Plod, Ceaucescu.
Midfield.
"What's it like then?"
Looks like a Romanian footballer and has a massive house in Rochester Village. Dan specialises in the disguise pass that fools everyone and rockets straight off the pitch.
Can recite the 10 commandments backwards.		 Ian Pentecost Name :
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Speciality:		 Ian Pentecost
Ed, God.
Midfield.
"Gommy, you're sacked!"
Ever dependable Ed is the midfield maestro and playmaker of the side. Years (and years and years) of experience mean he can read the game like a book, but not necessarily from the same page that the rest of the team are on.
The tactical knee injury.
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Speciality:		 Jon Nicholson
Nix.
Midfield.
"Umpire, you're a scoundrel and a cheat!" ....or similar.
Nix is chairman of the red card club. His primary duty on the pitch is to educate officials in the rules of the game and so he rather helpfully shares his opinions on all decisions with them.
Keeping the bench warm.		 Name :
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Speciality:		 Rich Cooper
Penelope Pitstop.
Forward.
"Hayulp, Hayulp.....".
Super swift attacker that couldn't hit an open goal if a night with Kylie was riding on it ; however give him the acutest of angles, the most impossible odds and he'll score every time.
Fighting with goal posts.
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Speciality:		 Paul Meehan
Mongy (but only to his friends).
Umpire, Crit's shadow.
"Alright shaaaaaaag".
They call him Mr. Bombastic.... the only umpire I know to ever pick a fight with the opposite umpire during a game. Has impeccable international pedigree, having romanced a Fijian ladies rugby player and taken on the might of the Hong Kong cricket team, single-handed.
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Speciality:		 Stuart Seymour

Occasionals

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Speciality:		 Chris Dockwray
The Bear, Capital Chris.
Goalkeeper.
"I don't do dives".
Huge 'keeper that positively fills the goal - well in two dimensions anyway.
Uses every tactic in the book, and some more unconventional ones that are not, to gain an advantage e.g. leaving his rain soaked kit festering in his bag all week so that the putrid stench emitted the following Saturday leaves all within 25 yards retching.
Has amassed his personal fortune but hasn't a clue how to get at it.		 Mike Cheese Name :
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Speciality:		 Mike Cheese
Wotsit, Puff.
Midfield.
"I'm joining a club that doesn't have to pay players to pull on its shirt".
A nicely maturing player, the mild mannered Cheesy defected to us from an inferior local rival club and has been getting feta and feta ever since. Always the first with a smile and a halloumi, his fellow OWs have quickly grown fondue of him. Must have deep pockets because you will find quite a few attackers in them.
Making it all look so easy cheesy.