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2008 |
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DATE |
Opposition |
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Venue |
Result |
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SEP |
6 |
Tournament |
- |
H |
- |
- |
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13 |
- |
- |
- |
- |
- |
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20 |
Ashford Vets |
F |
H
12:00 |
W |
7-2 |
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27 |
Anchorians 3 |
F |
A
3:00 |
W |
3-2 |
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OCT |
4 |
New Beccs 2 |
L |
H
12:00 |
L |
2-4 |
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11 |
Wellcome |
L |
A |
L |
2-3 |
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18 |
Holcombe 4A |
L |
A 2:00 |
W |
5-0 |
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25 |
BBHC 4 |
L |
H
10:30 |
W |
1-0 |
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NOV |
1 |
Folkestone 4 |
L |
A |
W |
3-1 |
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8 |
Herne Bay 3 |
L |
H
12:00 |
D |
1-1 |
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15 |
Kings College London 3 |
L |
A |
L |
0-8 |
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22 |
Bromley /Beckenham 6 |
L |
H 3:00 |
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29 |
Anchorians 3 |
L |
A |
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DEC |
6 |
Ashford 4 |
L |
H 12:00 |
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13 |
HSBC 2 |
L |
A
1:30 |
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20 |
Holcombe 4A |
F |
A 12:30 |
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2009 |
| JAN |
3 |
- |
- |
- |
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10 |
- |
- |
- |
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17 |
New Beccs 2 |
L |
A 12:00 |
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24 |
Wellcome |
L |
H 3:00 |
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31 |
Holcombe 4A |
L |
H
12:00 |
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| FEB |
7 |
BBHC 4 |
L |
A 11:00 |
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14 |
Folkestone 4 |
L |
H
12:00 |
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21 |
Herne Bay 3 |
L |
A 11:30 |
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28 |
Kings College London 3 |
L |
H 3:00 |
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| MAR |
7 |
Bromley /Beckenham 6 |
L |
A |
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14 |
Anchorians 3 |
L |
H 12:00 |
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21 |
Ashford 4 |
L |
A
1:00 |
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28 |
HSBC 2 |
L |
H 3:00 |
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| APR |
4 |
- |
- |
- |
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Match Report 1-11-08
Folkestone 4 1
: Old Williamsonians
3 3
A game played in dreadful conditions did not
deter the old boys claiming their third consecutive league win. Folkestone were
to provide 2 umpires but the weather must have kept one of them at home!! So
Dave Routledge kindly umpired for the old boys and they played with 10.
Martin Newnham got an early goal and 2 from
Nathan Tulppo meant a 3-1 scoreline at half time. The continuous rain meant
constructive hockey became harder and harder and Folkestone’s efforts were
hampered when their best player who was at the time having a big influence on
the game, went off injured.
On a difficult day there were some big
performances from the old boys particularly Nathan Tulppo and Dickie Dalton
[again] but man of the match went to Stuart Seymour who was outstanding
throughout at right half.
Match Report 25-10-08
Old Williamsonians
3 1
: New Beccs 2 0
A hard fought win for the old boys that should
have been settled by half time from the number of chances the home team created.
However a day when the shooting skills were left
at home – probably forgotten as a result of trying to be ready for a 10-30 start
– meant that in the end the old boys were just happy to take the 3 points.
Wills turned round 1-0 up at half time thanks to
a short corner goal from Martin Pinder and an improved second half performance
was expected. However this did not materialise as BBHC defended well and forced
their way back into the game to make the second period very competitive.
Wills still had their chances through the
promptings of Josh Sullivan, Nathan Tulpo, Tom Pinder and Josh Heyes but nothing
quite came off in and around the BBHC circle. Wills will need to learn to be
more composed in this area.
The game was summed up for the home team when a
short corner was awarded on the final whistle. 4 short corners followed with the
fifth attempt hitting a BBHC post then being missed by 2 old wills on the follow
up and then being cleared by their opponents!!!
Thanks to Andy Routledge for umpiring so well.
Match Report 18-10-08
Holcombe 4A 0
: Old Williamsonians
3 5
OW’s travelled a short distance up the road to
play Holcombe - their local rivals. Holcombe presented a team packed with men,
compared to the mix of experience and youth of OW’s. From the first whistle
Holcombe pushed forward and created a number of attacking opportunities, however
none were converted mainly due to the acrobatic saves and fine blocking by
Dickie Dalton in goal.
OW’s settled into the game and started to create
some chances of their own. Strong play by Captain Martin Pinder enabled Jack
Honeywill and Josh Sullivan to latch onto quality balls down the flanks. Good
crosses were fed into the ‘D’ but no one was able to capitalise. Play went from
end to end but no team could break the deadlock. Half time 0-0 .
The OW’s team talk was positive and they emerged
for the second half in a determined mood. Good two-touch hockey between Tom
Pinder and Jack Honeywill led to OW’s first goal – when Honeywill’s reverse
stick hit from an acute angle just inside the circle found its way through the
keeper’s legs and into the bottom right hand corner.
The second goal quickly followed – this time Tom
Pinder ran solo from just outside the 25 unchallenged, then unleashed a shot to
the bottom left hand corner.
Holcombe were now rattled which only urged OW’s
on, and neat interplay between Nathan Tulpo and Josh Sullivan down the right
hand side led to a short corner being awarded. Sullivan hit the ball out to Dave
Routledge, who slipped the ball to Martin Pinder. Pinder then found Routledge
who slotted home.
Two further goals were added – both from short
corners and scored again by Routledge senior (his hat trick). Danny Routledge,
Andy Stoute and Alex Cairns all remained calm and made some strong tackles in
defence to prevent Holcombe from scoring, and up front Martin Newman and Jack
Honeywill continued to threaten and cause problems.
This was OW’s best performance by far against
very strong opponents, mainly due to everyone playing as a team and not as
individuals. This victory was made even sweeter as it was on Holcombe’s home
turf.
Team line up: Dickie Dalton, Josh Heyes, Dave
Routledge, Danny Routledge, Alex Cairns, Andy Stoute, Tom Pinder, Martin Pinder,
Nathan Tulpo, Josh Sullivan, Martin Newman, Jack Honeywill.
Action from the game against Maidstone on 13-10-07 ;
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Barry
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Charge!
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Josh
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Kingy attacks
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Tony saves
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Tony saves point blank
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Tony Dalton
Dickie
Goalkeeper
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Josh Heyes
Defender.
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Rob Tear
Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Stone Cold Rob Tear etc.
Left Back
“Hello ladies” “I’m a professional wrestler”
I hear he Thinks he’s a ladies man at sixth form, but heard from
some sources (that I'm not going to mentioning on the basis I don’t
want to get Andy Routledge and James Pentecost in any trouble) that
the girls think he’s a right joke! On the pitch though he’s a bit of
trouble and always is annoying the old boys on the opposite team,
often causing him self to end up on the floor or cards being
released by the umpires. Last season caused a Royal Rumble which
ended in an abandoned match!!!!!!!
Roundhouse kicking and leg dropping. |
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Nathan Tulpo |
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John Reeves
Wannabe popstar, lost member of Busted
Right back or Centre back
“I’ve been to the year 3000, not much has changed………”, “You have to
pay a match fee?”
I’m hoping that Jon Reeves and Charlie Smith don’t start hanging
around with each other as they would look like they are trying to be
the next Mc Fly with their rather gay, long hair . Jon never stays
after a game, but that is becoming more of a problem as most people
are becoming afraid that Andy Routledge will ask for their numbers.
Vanishing without a trace at the sound of a final whistle. |
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Adam Tyrell
The next squirrel
Left
Midfield
“I am better than my mum, honest….”
Constantly trying to get out his mums shadow, a member of the
notorious Tyrell family that are trying to take over the club. Has a
very talented younger brother also, but with his speed of thought
and quick passing he is loved by all forwards and in no danger of
being the worst Tyrell in the club, well until Dan quits.
Speed of thought, sobering up his mum and other ladies 1st XI
members when they return from tour. |
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Chris Skinner
Lurch, Peter Crouch, Lankey Doo Dar
Centre back or defensive midfielder.
“I’m so unfit”, “What is my role again? What should I do when? What
about if….”
Taller than a really tall thing and more unfit than a really really
unfit thing, Chris is a welcome addition back to the club following
university (obviously doing lots of drinking and eating, without
much walking!!). Currently works in the gambling industry, but I
wouldn’t bet on him missing a tackle this season, just not making it
to the end of the game!!!
Hanging around after the game to give out his telephone number,
banging his head on chandeliers. |
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Robin Harris
“Bomber” “The only gay in the village”
Midfield or up-front
“When I did my coaching course….” “Well it all depends” “Sorry I’ve
got Air Cadets this week”
Robin is often the largest presence on the field. He’s known
for his hopeless defending. This does not bode well for his career
as a barrister. Having said this in attack, week in week out he is
often out scored by his other half who plays in the ladies 1st XI.
She is definitely out of his league.
Playing second fiddle to his more talented missus. |
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Alex Cairns |
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Jon Wright
Bon Jovi, Juan Pablo Angel, Rog Federer
Left winger.
"I’m in a band you know", "my groin's got gills"
With his long wavey locks last season, looked like he should have
been playing with an Alice band, hence the aliases. This season
however it looks like he’s playing through the pain barrier having
been diagnosed with Gillmore's groin. We are all wondering what he
will do if Gillmore wants it back!! Has a tendency to wander in
field, however lightning pace and extreme bravery make up for any
short comings, except maybe in the hair department.
Appearing to have no pain threshold, and managing to keep hair out
of his eyes without using any support. |
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Andy Stoute
“Stoutey” “Fat Carl Hooper”
Right back, Centre back, Left back. He's turning in to William
Gallas!
“I haven’t done any groin exercises in months” “Yes wife, no wife
three bags full”
One funny guy great to play with when your winning or losing he
always upbeat and has something funny to say. He’s used to playing
up-front but a switch into defence has seen him put in some great
performances. I think he has it in his head that the ball is the
reason for his lack of groin exercise, installing the motive in him
to win it, and hit it as hard as he can! Soon to be father, he’s
already making a great wife, he’ll do great!
Getting home on time for the missus, eating |
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Thomas Pinder
Mini mart.
Midfield.
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Martin Newman |
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Stephen Renton
Rent boy, Surfer dude.
Striker.
"I’ll write the match reports, honest…" "line! line!” I’d make a
great Left back, you want to know why?"
Steve is Mr Rapid as having only taken up hockey last season he has
had a rapid rise to the 3’s this season. He is also the most rapid
on the pitch, and according to his girlfriend his rapidness and
great stamina does not stop there!! Often seen with blurs behind him
due to his impressive pace, will bag many goals this season, but
will not make one legal tackle.
Talking about how great Jose Mourinho is, yawn!!! Bamboozling
defenders. |
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Dave Routledge
Dog the bounty hunter – keeps a close eye on ASBO’s.
Striker
"Win something"
"hit it hard", "I said hit it hard (as Pentecost plays the ball at
his stick, alowing it to fly past him at 200 miles per hour!)"
Dave has had a distinguisged hockey playing career and like Roy
Keane, has now turned his hand to managing the 1st XI. This seems to
be a good move as he has been coaching his son since a nipper and
they now enjoy a fantastic on field relationship. However he
occasionally turns out for the 3rd XI to disperse the benefit of his
vast experience to the youngsters, you never know it may come in
handy knowing how to play on grass!!!
Motivation, player development, inspiration etc… |
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Stuart Seymour |
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